Family,You guys are really stalker-y. I was going to tell you that someone broke into my package at the post office, but not to worry, I made sure to tape it back shut so I could open it for reals on Easter. It wouldn't have even been lying either because I did break into it at the post office. I figured you would only have written "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL EASTER" if you wanted me to surprise you by opening it early, you know, reverse psychology. Really you have to be more specific next time.
Bad news first (as always): I have a sad Georgetta update. We went by on Saturday to see her, and it was not the best of times. We asked if her telephone missionaries had called her, and she said that they had, and had tried to get her to be baptized sometime in May. Those weasels tried to set our investigator with a date. She once again reminded us that she did not plan on converting, and is pretty content sitting on the back row at her church with her mouth shut, and not knowing her bible very well, and that you can just go to the church that fits you best. We basically had to go back and teach the Restoration again, and assure her that we weren't there to force her to do anything, but that what we've been teaching is true, and can bring her the most lasting happiness. She then informed us that she's been doing her research, and we practice polygamy, and she wants us to meet her preacher next time. Booooo. She doesn't even touch the computer (it reminds her of her daughter), so this polygamy business came from her preacher and the stupid show Sister Wives. She's really just trying to find any fault that she can, and now that she can't accuse us of not having black people at our church, it's polygamy. We thoroughly explained it to her, but if she's not ready then she's just not ready. I really really hate writing people off, but hopefully she gets another shot at the truth.
All in all, it was quite the week. Some good times, some bad times, some meh times. Being a missionary is like living a whole life in the space of 18 months. It never stops being weird--in a good way of course :)